September 26, 2007

  • //Don't Start With Me...

    The following is an MSN conversation history, completely unedited:

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    Start Time: 2:25:25 PM; End Time: 2:41:24 PM

    red says: (2:25:39 PM) Employee: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing?
    [Okay. We are all clear who started this, right?]
    red says: (2:25:44 PM) Me: managing you?
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:26:18 PM) u mean sitting there and watch everyone else work
    red says: (2:26:41 PM) thats pretty much what i do
    red says: (2:26:41 PM) yes
    red says: (2:27:06 PM) other than creating a general direction for the entire corp out of thin air every month
    red says: (2:27:33 PM) and might as well loss the job if the company is not doing well
    red says: (2:27:36 PM) yes thats my job
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:29:03 PM) u and I aren't gonna see eye to eye on this
    [This is a warning for you to walk away...]
    red says: (2:29:27 PM) ?
    [Fantastic. A moron.]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:29:39 PM) so if u believe u r doing something constructive, then by all means, don't bother me with it
    red says: (2:29:54 PM) i just thought your name is funny
    red says: (2:29:56 PM) thats all
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:30:29 PM) it's just the reality of any business
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:30:43 PM) some ppl r gonna talk their way into a position, when they have no skills
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:31:04 PM) and leave it up the others to do the real work
    red says: (2:31:12 PM) these people are the fittest
    [This is about as convincing as KFC telling people that their food is healthy.]
    red says: (2:31:13 PM) =)
    red says: (2:31:27 PM) they have superior sales skills
    red says: (2:31:34 PM) they sold themselves to the employer
    red says: (2:31:37 PM) to obtain the better job
    red says:(2:31:50 PM) thus, you must agree they do have good skills
    red says: (2:31:51 PM) =)
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:32:40 PM) bull shit
    red says: (2:32:49 PM) sure
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:32:50 PM) being able to pull things outta ur ass is not a skill
    red says: (2:32:55 PM)yes it is
    [...As you're doing now...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:32:56 PM) lying on ur resume is not a skill
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:33:03 PM) riding on other ppl's back is not a skill
    red says: (2:33:18 PM) actually
    red says: (2:33:19 PM) it is
    red says: (2:33:21 PM) =)
    red says: (2:33:27 PM) horseback riding
    [...You gotta come up with something funner than this, because this isn't convincing me that you have any creativity...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:33:34 PM) and btw, u r still bothering me with nothing constructive
    red says: (2:33:35 PM) dumb people are like horses
    [Dumb people think horses are dumb...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:33:47 PM) so maybe u outta take a hike and not bother me
    red says: (2:33:50 PM) you are bothering me with your non-constructive name
    [Oh, "red" is obviously SO profound and constructive...btw, I didn't ask you to add me OR look at my screen name. Who's the idiot now? Come again?]
    red says: (2:34:01 PM) henry, don't be jealous
    [My, my. The 3,000 year old "you're jealous" statement. Must be running outta things to say...]
    red says: (2:34:09 PM) oh god... jealousy...
    [Starting to repeat here...]
    red says: (2:34:15 PM) coming out from a guy...
    [Still in circle...]
    red says: (2:34:18 PM)is sick
    [Yep. He has nothing up his sleeves.]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:34:24 PM) my name is gonna be there whether u like it or not
    [This would be a sign to tell you that you're raising a invalid argument...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:34:28 PM) u r the one that added me
    [I am spelling it out now, okay?]
    red says: (2:34:32 PM) i did?
    [Whoa, we got a bright one here...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:34:33 PM) u r the one that message me
    red says: (2:34:34 PM) =.=
    red says:(2:34:47 PM) your the one that poped up on my msn
    [It's "you're", stupid. And don't blame me for my screen name popping up. Turn off your logging warning inside preference, genius.]
    red says: (2:34:49 PM) with your name
    [Obviously, not very savy when it comes to MSN interface.]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:34:53 PM) so who the frak is initiating this convo?
    [This would be a reminder to the first warning...]
    red says: (2:34:59 PM) i feel bad that you work in a warehouse or something
    [Oh, the 2,000 year old "putting me down" argument.]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:35:04 PM) sorry
    red says:(2:35:08 PM) hahaha
    [And he's very proud of that lame come back.]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:35:09 PM) I am a real manager
    [Art Director, to be exact. But you wouldn't know since you're so good of a no-talent boss.]
    red says: (2:35:15 PM) real estate?
    [Someone with English proficiency problems trying to sound smart again...]
    red says: (2:35:26 PM) do you manage yourself?
    [More lame personal attacks, huh?]
    red says: (2:35:28 PM) lol
    ["lol" is not a word. Way to go, no-talent boss.]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:35:40 PM) I make sure life is easier for ppl below me
    [And that is why I am a real team player...]
    red says: (2:35:41 PM)managers come in different sizes
    ["Sizes"?!]
    red says: (2:35:47 PM) well
    [Go on. Say something. Anytme, now]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:35:48 PM) yea
    red says: (2:35:52 PM) you are not supposed to do that
    [This must be referring to I am not supposed to be good to my employees...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:35:54 PM) the fat ones that sit on their asses
    [This must be the "size" you were referring to since they ain't done jack.]
    red says: (2:35:59 PM) you are supposed to GIVE THEM HELL
    [That was another attempt to sound clever, wasn't it?]
    red says: (2:36:08 PM) so they are trained
    [You don't think I have heard that one before from another useless manager?]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:36:14 PM) and this conversation is over
    [Unlike you, I gotta get back to work. And you haven't shown me that you can carry good conversation.]
    red says: (2:36:19 PM) by all means
    [Oh, so we are trying to turn this into "you're taking the high road after starting some shit"?]
    red says: (2:36:24 PM) go back to work
    red says: (2:36:25 PM) =.=
    [How old are we, anyway? ascii faces?]
    red says: (2:36:44 PM) too bad you still work for people
    [So we are going back to putting me down to make you feel better?]
    red says: (2:36:50 PM) be a boss some day
    red says: (2:36:56 PM) like me
    [Anyone can start a business and be a boss. Not everyone can be a good boss]
    red says: (2:36:57 PM) =)
    [Yeah. Sorry. My mom didn't give me any money to start a business just so she doesn't have to tell her friends that her son can't stay at a real job.]
    red says: (2:37:11 PM) so you can manage managers
    [Circles. Circles. Running in circles...]
    red says: (2:37:12 PM) =)
    red says: (2:37:14 PM) BYEBYE
    [Oh no. Don't think you can get the last word and cop out.]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:37:28 PM) and then be a pussy to the wife at home
    [That's what you are, pussy.]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:37:31 PM) perfect
    red says: (2:37:39 PM) hahahahhaha
    [Yeah, that's him buying time to think of a come back...]
    red says: (2:37:44 PM) how did you know that
    [...1...]
    red says: (2:37:44 PM) lol
    [...2...]
    red says: (2:37:47 PM) HAHAHAHAHA
    [...3...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:37:49 PM) I am certain
    red says: (2:37:53 PM) its truth..
    [Oh, folding like a deck of cards...]
    red says: (2:37:58 PM) only because i love her?
    [...Wait, that's the best come back you got? "love her"? And look who's on the defense now?]
    red says: (2:38:01 PM) =)
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:38:09 PM) cus u added me and told u cant ride a bike cus ur wife wouldnt let u
    red says: (2:38:21 PM) i did?
    [...Someone is really clueless today...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:38:26 PM) that has notthing to do with love
    red says: (2:38:31 PM) nah
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:38:34 PM) it's call u have ur balls in her purse
    red says: (2:38:34 PM) u don't understand women
    [Oh, look who's making that claim?! No one understands women. WOMEN don't understand woman.]
    red says: (2:38:45 PM) evn though i make all the money...
    red says: (2:38:48 PM) but she calls the shots
    [...hmm... is he seeing the light finally?]
    red says: (2:38:58 PM) BECAUSE i let her do that
    [...NAHT!!!]
    red says: (2:39:04 PM) its called respect
    [Yeah, keep on trying to convince yourself that. What "respect" are you giving by letting someone bossing you around, boss man? Respect my ass. You don't even have self-respect. It's your money and you're letting someone else telling you whether you can spend it or not. And you call it "love" and "respect"? I call that "whoop" and "pussified".]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:39:09 PM) see if u can NOT let her do that
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:39:15 PM) I doubt it
    red says: (2:39:19 PM) sure i could
    [Every pussy makes this claim... None has proof.]
    red says: (2:39:30 PM) but i prefer listening to her
    [Further proving that he has his balls in her purse... and of course the words are empty because he WANTS to be on a leash. Let's see you show us you have the balls to stand up for yourself]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:39:30 PM) a moron and a pussy
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:39:34 PM) that's just great
    red says: (2:39:35 PM) sure i am
    red says: (2:39:40 PM) keep on attacking me personally
    [...Oh, so I am attacking you? What the frak were you doing earlier in the conversation?!]
    red says: (2:39:48 PM) because your boss told you to do all the work
    [...See? No new material...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:40:15 PM) funny how u r pretending to take the high road
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:40:20 PM) cus u started this shit
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:40:22 PM) u wanna cop out?
    red says: (2:40:25 PM) no i didn't
    [Oh yes you did... Moron.]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:40:30 PM) yes u did
    [Please, nigga.]
    red says: (2:40:34 PM) no i didn't
    [Yeah, someone's retarded...]
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:40:38 PM) u r the one that started this conversation
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:40:39 PM) moron
    red says: (2:40:44 PM) keep saying that
    [...Wah... Wah... I can't beat Henry at my game...]
    red says: (2:40:50 PM) maybe it makes you feel better
    [Oh, and a hyporcrite...]
    red says: (2:40:51 PM) =)
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:40:57 PM) it doesnt
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:41:03 PM) cus whatever u screw up
    Henry: If I am doing all that work, what are you doing? says: (2:41:06 PM) it's ur life

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    Let's get something straight, WangTian77@xxxmail.com: YOU initiated this conversation. YOU initiated name calling. YOU tried to sound funny and clever but failed miserably at both. And if you had anything that looks like a brain in that big head of yours, you would've at least kept track of the conversation so that you can at least not sound so hypocritical.

    No, really. Who's the idiot?!